Well, the war rages on. We now have a neighboring Dog battling this with us from two yards down. The squirrels have called in reinforcements, there are now about ten of them. They've also incorporated a new Air Force that reached me at the supermarket with my humans. That's right, it's climbers and flyers versus the ground troops. We are holding our own though, nearly got one by the tail before he scurried up a palm and out of my reach. Sorry, got distracted by my tail, the supermarket, yeah. So there I was sitting with the male human in the car, windows down, sunroof open. The human was listening to music and I was covering us from all angles -well, as many angles as I could as fast as I could from one side of the car to the other and over the front seat and back to the back - yeah, I was tired and needed a treat after we got home. Distracted again, that dang tail...is it really necessary?...gee whiz... Well, anyway there I was head out the window watching the seagulls fl...
I have returned. I was lost in the place called 'backyard' and captured by an elite team of squirrels. I managed to break free a few days ago, lick my wounds, grab some treats, and now I will find my partner and assistant and we shall declare war. The ultimate fighting dog, me of course, my trusty sidekick, and a few treats for the battle ahead and we will conquer the backyard once again. Those pesky squirrels have gone to far, barking from way up in those trees. Staring down at me, taunting me. Their special forces of a possum and turtle and the air support from those crows won't save them from my mighty jaws and powerful running legs. I'll be calling in those seagulls that keep pooping on the car every time my human washes it for air support. That raccoon may take my side as he knows those squirrels have been eating the leftovers from the bins for months now. That's right, war, I'm going after them even if I have to call in cat support from the next street ove...