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Chase 'N Chomp - Review


Chase 'N Chomp, a toy my humans gave me this afternoon. Maybe it was the anger and resentment I felt when they left me today. It's Saturday and they do not have work, so there is no reason they should have left me. Anyway, they gave me this on their return from a quest they took the small human to called Circus. It didn't last. The evidence I present to you today shows that within minutes I devoured and thrashed this toy as though it were nothing more than the cloth they place over my resting spot.


Me getting the toy for the first time @ 4:24 PM






                                            By 5:08 PM You will notice the ends are frayed.



                                                Further evidence of the toy being destroyed:






My current rating for this chew toy is as follows:

Funability - 5 bones, It's fun chewing on this one, but it's not built for ruffy dogs like me.
Indestructibility - 1 bones, It took me all of about 45 minutes to fray the ends and remove one of the balls tied to the end.
Overall - 4.9 bones, Well, this one isn't meant for dogs like me. Maybe a lesser ruffkin could have fun with it, but aggressive chewers need a little more to sink our teeth into.

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